5 Things Learned in February 2009

1.) Never sleep with your monkey, feed him fillet Mignon, or let him drink out of a long-stemmed wine glass. He may try to bite your friend's face off.

2.) Never forget to get your wife a card for Valentine's Day. But do sleep with her, feed her fillet Mignon, and let her drink out of a long-stemmed wine glass. Or she may try to bite your face off.

3.) Banks will spend stimulus money on bubble gum cards and candy, so don't give it to them.

4.) Paula Abdul needs American Idol. American Idol does not need Paula Abdul. Stop complaining.

5.) Winter is fucking cold.

Back to Front

Okay, I recently realized that I still had this Blogspot and decided that I may try my hand at it once again.

Since my last post I:
have a new job
moved twice
now own a house
have two dogs
sister-in-law lives with us
had 43 haircuts
lost my goatee
and now have the NFL package

So, a lot of new things. Of course, because I never really talked about myself in any of these blogs you didn't really know any of what I was before I stopped posting anyway.

I'm going to try to post on here once in awhile. If only to leave a legacy behind that's more than the fact that I've drunk my weight in beer more than a thousand times over. Hopefully you enjoy it. If not you can always read Mad magazine or seomthing.

D.S. Trosdahl