Up, up, and away!

What the hell has been happening to gas prices? You'd think half the oil wells around the world started pumping out tang instead of oil. I may have to go back to siphoning gas from my neighbor's car at this rate. Soon a gallon of gas will be comparable with an ounce of silver. This has got to stop.

Fortunately, I have a plan. It's quite simple, really. I've begun designing a car that runs on an alternative form of fuel. Pixie sticks. I've seen one quarter of a pixie stick keep a 7 year old boy active for a week. Why not a car? I'll call my new automobile the Pixilator and it will run on one pixie stick a day.

There will be some kinks that need to be worked out. Currently you have a fuel gauge on your vehicle. The Pixilator's fuel gauge won't work as it can bonk on a moment's notice. The Pixilator may not stop when you hit the brakes or even if you turn off the ignition. The Pixilator may become highly volitile or very emotional. Do not use the Pixilator when under the influence.

I'll let you know how it turns out. I'm sure Bush is shitting himself in fear of this new piece of technology. Mwa ha ha!

*D.S.Trosdahl~~