5 Things learned January of 2006

1.) The first six cups of coffee are good. But there's something about that seventh or eighth cup that doesn't set well with the stomach.

2.) Holding a fart in is like holding your breath for a minute. It's not worth it. At some point your going to need to make up for all the breaths you didn't take.

3.) How many cop dramas and lawyer shows do you really need on TV at one time? Is it me or are there like 8 named CSI or Law and Order?

4.) Candy jewlery is gross. However, it's cheap. "Happy Valentine's Day honey!"

5.) If you are going to go postal, at least have the guts to shoot yourself first.

Bush sucks
*D.S.Trosdahl~~